Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 22, 2009
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong.
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Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734), Gnomologia, 1732
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
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Edward Gibbon (1737 - 1794)
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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David M. Ogilvy

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