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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 19, 2009
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'
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Theodore Roosevelt (1858 - 1919)
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
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Larry Gelbart
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is not unreasonable that we grapple with problems. But there are tens of thousands of years in the future. Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and pass them on.
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Richard Feynman (1918 - 1988)
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What Wouldn't Jesus Do?
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