Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 23, 2006
Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
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Allan Goldfein  
An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living.
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Nicholas Chamfort (1741 - 1794)  
You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong.
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Johann von Neumann (1903 - 1957), on being phoned at 10:00 AM  
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)  
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