Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 19, 2004
I could prove God statistically.
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George Gallup (1901 - 1984)  
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
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Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)  
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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Doug Larson  
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
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Barry Switzer (1937 - )  
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