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- The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
- Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
- If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)
- Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.
- Charles Rosin, Northern Exposure, Aurora Borealis, 1990
- There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand.
- Charles Rosin, Northern Exposure, Aurora Borealis, 1990
- Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
- Dave Barry (1947 - )
- It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
- Jimmy Demaret
- The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935), Illiterate Digest (1924), "Helping the Girls with their Income Taxes"
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