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When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.: Bob Edwards
Life is too short for traffic.: Dan Bellack
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.: Dan Rather (1931 - )
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.: David Letterman (1947 - )
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.: Doug Larson
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.: Dudley Moore (1935 - 2002)
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.: E. Joseph Cossman
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.: Ellen Goodman (1941 - )
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.: Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.: Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.: Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.: Russell Baker (1925 - )
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.: Will Durst


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