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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008), Napalm and Silly Putty

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