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Results of search for Author: George Carlin - Page 2 of 4 Showing results 11 to 20 of 38 total quotations found.
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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)

Results from Classic Quotes:

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008), George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.": George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)

Results from Contributed Quotations:

Life.....is a series of dogs.: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?: George Carlin (1937 - 2008)

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