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Results of search for Author: Evan Esar - Page 1 of 3
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Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
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