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Quotes of the Week: Spring and Gardening

April 26th, 1998 by Laura Moncur in Quotations

Every year it happens. People say that the weather is unpredictable, but every year the same thing happens. The weather in Salt Lake fooled everyone but me. Each Spring, the weather turns warm and beautiful. The tulips and daffodils are fooled into coming from their underground dens. The ducks mate without shame on the lawns. The humans plant tender flowers and vegetables. Then, like clockwork, the Winter is back with a vengeance, crushing the tulip and daffodils, chilling the duck eggs and killing the flowers and vegetables.

I escaped it this year. I was busy with my new life and working my butt off somewhere else, so my flowers didn’t get planted and my herbs sat in the kitchen window. My darling plants were spared the vengeance of the jealous winter this year. Spring is back for real now, and yesterday I planted my lovely flowers.

Here are some quotations about Spring.

Introduction and quote compilation by Laura S. Moncur, Staff Writer.

“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.”
Victor Hugo

“If I had my life to live over, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring and stay that way later in the fall.”
Nadine Stair

“At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May’s new-fangled mirth; But like of each thing that in season grows.”
William Shakespeare, Love’s Labour Lost

“The great French Marshall Lyautey once asked his gardener to plant a tree. The gardener objected that the tree was slow growing and would not reach maturity for 100 years. The Marshall replied, ‘In that case, there is no time to lose; plant it this afternoon!’”
John F. Kennedy

“Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When a storm approaches thee, be as fragrant as a sweet-smelling flower.”
Jean Paul Richter

“Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.”
Dorothy Parker

Featured Books
The following books and tapes are available through Amazon.com:

For more information about Spring and Gardening, try these links:

  • An English Country Garden – A perfect English garden, including a to-do list of what to plant, reap, and cultivate month-by-month.
  • The (no) Problem Garden – Humor and inspiration.
  • Quotes of the Week: The End of Prohibition

    March 22nd, 1998 by Laura Moncur in Quotations

    On March 22, 1933, Franklin Delano Roosevelt signed the 21st amendment, making wine and beer with up to 3.2% alcohol legal. Prohibition was the common name for the 18th amendment, which outlawed the manufacture and distribution of alcohol. Prohibition brings to my mind the gangsters and flappers of the 1920′s, with the romance of the movies. I imagine myself knocking on the door of a speakeasy, saying the secret password, and being allowed into the tiny bar, which might not be there next week. Music and smoke fill the room and I come not only for the illegal liquor, but because it’s just so bad to do this sort of thing.

    Anyone not familiar with the liquor laws in Utah is thinking strictly in terms of zoot suits and feathers right now. Let me introduce you to my favorite Salt Lake club. You come to the door and you have to prove that you are a member of the facility in order to attend. Your identification and membership card are carefully scrutinized before you are allowed inside the door. The smoke filled rooms are rare in Utah (due to the Utah Indoor Clean Air Act) and the music is loud. Only here (and at select restaurants, if you know the secret words) are you able to have a real drink. Beer is available in beer taverns and breweries, but a nice glass of wine is less accessible.

    How I long for something different. Because of a combination of the liquor laws, and the Clean Air Act, I am unable to find a nice, clean, well lighted place for conversation, clean air, and a fruity drink with a splash of rum. There was a short story by Ernest Hemingway called “A Clean Well Lighted Place” which described a bar keep’s willingness to keep the bar open longer for a lonely old man. I wish that bar existed in Salt Lake, and quite frankly, I blame our laws for its absence.

    Here are some quotes about the curses and blessings of alcohol.

    Introduction and quote compilation by Laura S. Moncur, Staff Writer.

    “Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.”
    Will Rogers

    “Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.”
    Thomas Fuller, M.D., Gnomologia, 1732

    “Thus a man is little less of a man after each drink he takes.”
    Richmond P. Hobson, Alabama Representative, December 22, 1914

    “Wine is like rain: when it falls on the mire it but makes it the fouler, / But when it strikes the good soil wakes it to beauty and bloom.”
    John Hay, “Distichs,” 1871

    “Bronze is the mirror of the form; wine, of the heart.”
    Aeschylus, Fragments, 525-456 B.C.

    “Candy / Is dandy / But liquor / Is quicker.”
    Ogden Nash, “Reflections on Ice-Breaking,” 1959

    “Drunkenness doesn’t create vices, but it brings them to the fore.”
    Seneca, Letters to Lucilius, 100 A.D.

    “Too much and too little wine. Give him none, he cannot find truth; give him too much, the same.”
    Blaise Pascal, Pensees, 1670

    “an old stomach reforms more whiskey drinkers than a new resolve.”
    Don Marquis, “archy on this and that,” Archy Does His Part, 1935

    “Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, / Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.”
    Homer, Odyssey, 900 B.C.

    “Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why: / Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.”
    Omar Khayyam, Rubaiyat

    “It’s the wise man who stays home when he’s drunk.”
    Euripides, The Cyclops, 425 B.C.

    “Drink moderately, for drunkenness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise.”
    Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605-15

    “Under a bad cloak there is often a good drinker.”
    Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605-15

    “What does drunkenness not accomplish? It unlocks secrets, confirms our hopes, urges the indolent into battle, lifts the burden from anxious minds, teaches new arts.”
    Horace, Epistles

    “Wine gives a man nothing. It neither gives him knowledge nor wit; it only animates a man, and enables him to bring out what a dread of the company has repressed.”
    Samuel Johnson, quoted in Boswell’s Life of Samuel Johnson, April 28, 1778

    “You’d be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it.”
    Joe (Jack Lemmon) in Days of Wine and Roses, 1962

    Featured Books
    The following books and tapes are available through Amazon.com:
    • Prohibition : Thirteen Years That Changed America Hardcover by Edward Behr – The truth about the Prohibition era from the romance to the violence. Read the reviews of this celebrated book.
    • Clean Well Lighted Place by Ernest Hemingway – Read the story that lives so vividly in my mind for yourself. Decide if you wish for a cafe like this in your home town.
    • The Thinking Person’s Guide to Sobriety Paperback by Bert Pluymen – The best reviews for recovering from alcohol abuse are for this book. If you are searching for methods of attaining sobriety, check out the reviews of this book.

    For more information about Prohibition and Alcohol, try these links:
    • Temperance and Prohibition – a site run by Professor K. Austin Kerr about the Prohibition Era. It includes testimony from those wishing to install and abolish prohibition and general descriptions of the era. Watch out for the Java music though, it can take a while to download and quickly gets on your nerves if you stay at the site for too long.

  • Strat’s Place Wine Quotes – A collection of quotes about wine and drinking. Also includes links to other quotation sites.
  • Frequently Asked Questions About Distilled Spirits - Provided by the Distilled Spirits Council of the United States, so expect a very “pro-alcohol” view.
  • Is Alcohol Anonymous for You? – Worried that all this talk of drinking and alcohol is going to corrupt you? Take this simple test provided by Alcohol Anonymous to see if you need help. Also includes a link to their home page just in case you do.
  • Quotes of the Week: Adult Learning

    March 15th, 1998 by Laura Moncur in Quotations

    I started real estate school this week, so I have less time for this page than usual, but it brings to mind the activity of learning. For so many of my peers, this enjoyment is lost. Learning new concepts and ideas is difficult and scary. That is the thing I feared about being a “grown-up” more than anything in the world. I didn’t want my mind to rot.

    Fortunately, I’ve been blessed by the insatiable thirst for knowledge. I will never be old and decrepit as long as I am able to find something new and interesting to learn about. I never want to be like the old ladies who never use their microwave oven because they are scared of it. No matter what sort of Future Shock that may come my way, I want to learn about it.

    Here are some quotes to illustrate my emotions.

    Introduction and quote compilation by Laura S. Moncur, Staff Writer.

    “The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,/ And all the sweet serenity of books.”
    Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, “Morituri Salutamus,” 1875

    “What is important is to keep learning, to enjoy challenge, and to tolerate ambiguity. In the end there are no certain answers.”
    Martina Horner, President of Radcliffe College

    “Only the curious will learn and only the resolute overcome the obstacles to learning. The quest quotient has always excited me more than the intelligence quotient.”
    Eugene S. Wilson

    “Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.”
    Abigail Adams, 1780

    “Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival.”
    W. Edwards Deming

    “Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow.”
    Anthony J. D’Angelo, The College Blue Book

    “There are three ingredients to the good life; learning, earning, and yearning.”
    Christopher Morley

    “Never stop learning; knowledge doubles every fourteen months.”
    Anthony J. D’Angelo, The College Blue Book

    “LEARNING, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.”
    Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), “The Devil’s Dictionary”, 1911

    Featured Books
    The following books and tapes are available through Amazon.com:
    • Future Shock Paperback by Alvin Toffler – This book, originally published in 1970, described the phenomenon of technological change and how it affects humans. Sounds boring? Just read the Reviews and Commentary section on this book and you’ll get an idea of how heated the discussion is.
    • The Adult Student’s Guide to Survival & Success Paperback by Al Siebert, Bernadine Gilpin – Not sold on the joys of learning after you receive your diploma? Check out this book that helps you rid yourself of the fears of returning to school after the absence we call life.
    • Back in School : A Guide for Adult Learners Paperback by Charles J. Shields – Yet another book to help you through this process of re-training yourself for study, learning and knowledge. The more you learn about learning, the less fear you will have.

    For more information about Adult Learning, try these links:
    • Yahoo Adult and Continuing Education – Inspired to go back to school? DO IT! Here are some institutions that provide education specifically for adults! Don’t wait one more day, or you’ll regret it.

  • Stringham Real Estate School – If you live in Utah and are interested in being a real estate agent, don’t choose any other school but this one. You get tons of information, study aids and great classes. Math phobic? They make the required calculations so easy, you’ll be praying for math questions on your licensing exam.
  • Quotes of the Week: The Tomb of Iufaa

    March 8th, 1998 by Laura Moncur in Quotations

    I’m all a flutter. The news came to me Sunday from Mike that he had seen something about a new tomb on CNN. I was in a frenzy as he described the short news story which said that an undisturbed tomb had been found in Egypt. I immediately looked at CNN online and looked for the story, but it wasn’t on their home page. After about a half hour of searching, I found the story my husband talked about.

    An undisturbed tomb of the pharaonic priest, Iufaa, was found in 1995. On February 27, 1998, the archaeologists opened the sarcophagus, revealing the wooden coffin lid. I’m excited and wishing for a passport at this point. I can envision the privileged few who were allowed into the tomb to see the opening of the sarcophagus. I can smell the dust in the air and the anticipation oozing from the pores of all involved. I am insanely jealous of the archaeologists who have finally come to this point.

    Then, I think about the man, Iufaa, who died in 525 B.C. He was a contemporary of Pythagoras, Aesop, Theognis, Confucius and Heraclitus. He lived in an Egypt that was under Persian rule, and may have even hated the Persian pharaoh he worked for. What kind of world did this priest live in? This is the sort of learning that school never gave me. I was force-fed information that didn’t interest me and starved for the data that did. Step into the philosophy of Iufaa’s world.

    Introduction and quote compilation by Laura S. Moncur, Staff Writer.

    “Friends share all things.”
    Pythagoras, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers

    “Appearances often are deceiving.”
    Aesop, The Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing

    “Nothing endures but change.”
    Heraclitus, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers

    “No man takes with him to Hades all his exceeding wealth.”
    Theognis, Elegies

    “Fine words and insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.”
    Confucius, The Confucian Analects, 1:3

    “Reason is immortal, all else is mortal.”
    Pythagoras, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers

    “Don’t count your chickens before they are hatched.”
    Aesop, The Milkmaid and Her Pail

    “You could not step twice into the same rivers; for other waters are ever flowing on to you.”
    Heraclitus, On the Universe

    “We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.”
    Aesop, The Old Man and Death

    “What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.”
    Confucius, The Confucian Analects, 15:23

    “We did not flinch but gave our lives to save Greece when her fate hung on a razor’s edge.”
    Simonides, Cenotaph at the Isthmos

    “No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.”
    Aesop, The Lion and the Mouse

    “It takes a wise man to recognize a wise man.”
    Xenophanes, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers

    “I am not one who is born in the possession of knowledge; I am one who is fond of antiquity, and earnest in seeking it there.”
    Confucius, The Confucian Analects, 7:19

    Featured Books
    The following books and tapes are available through Amazon.com:
    • The Discovery of the Tomb of Tutankhamen Paperback by Howard Carter – This book was written by the archaeologist that discovered King Tutankhamen’s tomb. Considered by some to be embellished greatly, it was originally released in three volumes in the years 1923, 1927 and 1933. The version I own (published in 1972) has 17 color plates and 63 black and white pictures. This paperback version may have more or less illustrations, but it is worth it just for the story.
    • Life of the Ancient Egyptians Hardcover by Eugen Strouhal – Nearly three hundred color and black and white photographs illustrate the life of a citizen of ancient Egypt. The twenty chapters cover all aspects of life from birth to death, marriage to war (they’re the same, aren’t they?) and education to dress and adornment. All walks of life are covered, including farmers, scribes, temple workers, shipbuilders, and managers. This is not the myopic view of ancient Egypt through the eyes of the pharaohs.
    • Akhenaten : King of Egypt Paperback by Cyril Aldred – Akhenaten, the heretic king, who believed in worshipping only one deity, the sun. Nefertiti, his loving queen, her image is still used today to symbolize beauty and grace. Written by the late Cyril Aldred, this book follows the lives of the most controversial pharaoh and his wife, Nefertiti.
    • The Complete Valley of the Kings : Tombs and Treasures of Egypt’s Greatest Pharaohs Hardcover by C. N. Reeves, Richard H. Wilkinson, Nicholas Reeves – A book that covers the Valley of the Kings. Includes diagrams of the tombs and pictures of treasures. Read the customer comments about this great book.

    For more information about Egypt and the tomb of Iufaa, try these links:

  • Guardian’s Egypt – This site is wonderful. It has a quick download, and tons of information and links. There is even a chat section so you can talk to other Egyptophiles. The Famous pharaohs section contains only three pharaohs (?!) but they do plan on adding more. The CyberJourney tours download quickly and the one for the Sphinx is fascinating. Check them out!
  • Secrets of the Lost Tomb – Another recent discovery that made my mouth water and my desire for a passport soar. The tomb that supposedly holds the remains of up to 50 of Ramses the Great’s sons. Lots of multimedia at this site (video and sound clips). All thanks to Time Magazine (1995).
  • Egyptology – The links at Yahoo under Egyptology.
  • Quotes of the Week: My Perceptions of Trains

    March 1st, 1998 by Laura Moncur in Quotations

    Salt Lake City, like many of her counterparts in the United States, is divided by railroad tracks. They are quite active and the trains that rush past the busy city streets are very audible, no matter how far away you live from them. The whistles from these trains are so noisy during the wee hours of the night that I have trouble sleeping at times (even though we live at least 15 miles from the tracks). I hated trains.

    During a particularly sleepless night, I tried a relaxation technique. I imagined that the trains were boats. When my husband and I visited San Francisco, we stayed at a lovely hotel in Oakland called the Waterfront Plaza Hotel. Right on the bay, we could hear the horn blasts from the boats all night, but it was relaxing to us. The image of the huge ships gracefully sailing past us, announcing their presence was romantic. That sleepless night in Salt Lake, I pretended that the whistles I heard were from the gently floating ships on the San Francisco Bay. I fell asleep quickly that evening.

    It didn’t take me long to realize how silly this was. Only a couple evenings of thinking led me to the conclusion that there might be residents of Oakland and San Francisco that abhor the sounds of the bulky and overloaded ships. Boats aren’t romantic if you see them every day. Then I remembered the romance of trains. People all across the nation build model trains, elaborate tracks, and beautiful minature houses and buildings, all to be serviced by the epitome of transportation in the nineteenth century. Trains are romantic.

    Now, as I lie awake at night, listening to the resounding whistle blasts, I hear trains, clanking and blustering along the rails. I imagine them bringing supplies to my favorite stores and transporting people from there to here and back. Unfortunately, none of this has really helped me to sleep any better or more than I did before.

    Introduction and quote compilation by Laura S. Moncur, Staff Writer.

    They hand us now in Shrewsbury jail:/ The whistles blow forlorn,/ And trains all night groan on the rail/ To men that die at morn.
    A. E. Housman

    “The human brain is like a railroad freight car — guaranteed to have a certain capacity but often running empty.”
    Unknown

    “Chesterton taught me this: the only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it.”
    P. Daninos, Vacances a tous prix, 1958

    “RAILROAD, n. The chief of many mechanical devices enabling us to get away from where we are to where we are no better off. For this purpose the railroad is held in highest favor by the optimist, for it permits him to make the transit with great expedition. “
    Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), “The Devil’s Dictionary”, 1911

    “They saw a Dream of Loveliness descending from the train.”
    Charles G. Leland, Brand New Ballads, The Masher

    “Commuter – one who spends his life/ In riding to and from his wife;/ A man who shaves and takes a train,/ And then rides back to shave again.”
    E. B. White, Poems and Sketches, 1982, The Commuter

    “All his life he [the American] jumps into the train after it has started and jumps out before it has stopped; and he never once gets left behind, or breaks a leg.”
    George Santayana, Character and Opinion in the United States, 1920

    “Hear that lonesome whippoorwill?/ He sounds too blue to fly./ The midnight train is whining low,/ I’m so lonesome I could cry.”
    Hank Williams, I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry, 1942

    “To his associate, Richard Wilson… Orson [Welles] then declared, ‘This [the RKO studio] is the biggest electric train set any boy every had!’”
    Peter Noble, The Fabulous Orson Welles, 1956

    “Rowe’s Rule: the odds are five to six that the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.”
    Paul Dickson, Washingtonian, November 1978

    Featured Books
    The following books and tapes are available through Amazon.com:

    For more information about Railroads, try these links:
    • California State Railroad Museum – Located in Sacramento, this museum features the history of trains. On permanent display are artifacts that defined the romance of the train era.

  • The B and O Railroad Museum – If you thought the B and O Railroad was only on your Monopoly board, think again. This site is dedicated to the history of the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad.
  • Trains and Our Railroad Heritage – Yet another railway that was home to the Monopoly Board, Reading Railroad presents the history of trains.
  • Calgary and Edmonton Railway Museum – Canadian railroads are featured at this site. Great pictures from years ago are featured.

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