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My favorite quotations: Groucho Marx

October 4th, 2005 by Michael Moncur in Biography

Groucho Marx, born Julius Henry Marx in 1890, was an american comedian and the best known of his family comedy troupe, the Marx Brothers. He started performing comedy in vaudeville and moved to radio and television as the world changed. See Wikipedia’s biography of Groucho Marx for more.

Continuing the my favorite quotations series, here are my favorite quotes from Groucho Marx.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Groucho Marx
My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Groucho Marx

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