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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?: Woody Allen (1935 - )
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?: Woody Allen (1935 - ), "Without Feathers"
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
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