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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?: Woody Allen (1935 - )
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
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It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.: Woody Allen (1935 - )

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