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Results of search for Author: Tom Lehrer - Page 1 of 1
Showing results 1 to 9 of 9 total quotations found.

Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
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Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
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Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
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Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
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Tom Lehrer (1928 - ), lecturing in "The Nature of Math", 4/4/90

Results from Cole's Quotables:

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
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Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
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Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
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Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

Results from Contributed Quotations:

There used to be certain words you couldn't say in front of a girl. Now, you can say them, but you can't say 'girl.'
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Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
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Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
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