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Results of search for Author: Steven Wright - Page 2 of 2
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
The first time I ever read the dictionary I thought it was a poem about everything.
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Steven Wright (1955 - ), stand-up
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