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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.: Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
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As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.: Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.: Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945), Benchley's Law of Distinction
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.: Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.: Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.: Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
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An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.: Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.: Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
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I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.: Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.: Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
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