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- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller
- If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
- Phyllis Diller
- My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
- Phyllis Diller
- Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
- Phyllis Diller
- Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
- Phyllis Diller
- Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A chinese man threw up on me.
- Phyllis Diller
- It's an ill wind that blows when you leave the hairdresser.
- Phyllis Diller
- A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
- Phyllis Diller
- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
- Phyllis Diller
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