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Results of search for Author: Joan Rivers - Page 1 of 2 Showing results 1 to 10 of 13 total quotations found.
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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.: Joan Rivers (1935 - )
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.: Joan Rivers (1935 - )
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.: Dame Edna Everage (1934 - ), In a television interview with Joan Rivers

Results from Rand Lindsly's Quotations:

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.: Joan Rivers (1935 - )
I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.: Joan Rivers (1935 - )

Results from Internet Collections: Quotations by Women:

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.: Joan Rivers (1935 - )
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.: Joan Rivers (1935 - )
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.: Joan Rivers (1935 - )
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.: Joan Rivers (1935 - )
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.'': Joan Rivers (1935 - )

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