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Results of search for Author: Jerry Seinfeld - Page 1 of 1
Showing results 1 to 9 of 9 total quotations found.

Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.: Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - )
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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.: Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - )
There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family.": Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - )
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.: Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - )

Results from Contributed Quotations:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.: Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - )
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.: Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - )
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!: Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - ), Seinfeld episode "The Van Buren Boys" - broadcast on February 6, 1997
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.: Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - )
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.: Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - ), Seinfeld

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