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Results of search for Author: Homer - Page 1 of 2
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Results from Cole's Quotables:

The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
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Homer (800 BC - 700 BC)

Results from Poor Man's College:

It cost about 75 cents to kill a man in Ceasar's time. The price rose to about $3,000 per man during the Napoleonic wars; to $5,000 in the American Civil War; and then to $21,000 per man in World War I. Estimates for the future wars indicate that it may cost the warring countries not less than $50,000 for each man killed.
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Senator Homer T. Bone

Results from Contributed Quotations:

I'm just trying to get in, it's not like I'm running for Jesus.
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Homer Simpson, The Simpsons: Halloween Special in October of 2000
Alchohol, the cause of and the solution to all the world's problems.
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Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
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Homer Simpson, from "The Simpsons"
Trying is the first step towards failure.
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Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
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Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what seperates us from the animals. Except the weasels.
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Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons"
I didn't lie--I was writing fiction in my mouth.
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Homer Simpson
Trying is the first step towards failure.
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Homer Simpson
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