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Results of search for Author: Henny Youngman - Page 1 of 1
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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
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Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)

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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
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Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)

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I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in- law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
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Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.
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Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
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