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Results of search for Author: Erma Bombeck - Page 1 of 1
Showing results 1 to 9 of 9 total quotations found.

Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.: Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)
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Results from Classic Quotes:

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.: Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he's a priest.: Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)
Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.: Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

Results from Rand Lindsly's Quotations:

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.: Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

Results from Internet Collections: Quotations by Women:

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.: Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

Results from Contributed Quotations:

I told you I was sick.: Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996), on her tombstone
Worry is like a rocking chair: It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.: Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996), God's Little Devotional Book for mothers
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.: Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

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