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Results of search for Author: Ellen DeGeneres - Page 2 of 2
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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
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Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
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Ellen DeGeneres, on Oprah Winfrey 1995
What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore parachute pants for a long, long time, and I'm doin' okay.
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Ellen DeGeneres, The Ellen Show, 05-17-13
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