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Results of search for Author: Johnny Carson - Page 1 of 2
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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
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Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
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Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)

Results from Laura Moncur's Motivational Quotations:

Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
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Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)
They say you just stand over there, he'll say thank you and you walk back off and that's what I thought was gonna happen, but in my head, I had for five or six years known that he was gonna call me over.
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Ellen DeGeneres, Commenting on being called over to sit with Johnny Carson back in 1986

Results from Classic Quotes:

Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can - and will.
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Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005), Playboy Interview - December 1967
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."
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Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)
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