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Quotation #39412 from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'
Mitch Hedberg
American comedian (1968 - 2005)  

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