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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 8, 2026
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
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Alice Thomas Ellis  
Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)  
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
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Tallulah Bankhead (1903 - 1968)  
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
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James Thorpe (1888 - 1953)  
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