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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 6, 2026
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong.
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Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734), Gnomologia, 1732  
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I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
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Demetri Martin, New York Magazine, October 3, 2005  
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), "Cold Turkey", In These Times, May 10, 2004  
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Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)  
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