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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 11, 2026
The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive webcomic, 11-11-04  
Reality is something you rise above.
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Liza Minnelli (1946 - )  
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)  
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
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Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant  
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