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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - February 4, 2026
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
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Lord Salisbury  
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)  
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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Mel Brooks (1926 - )  
Mediocre men often have the most acquired knowledge.
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Claude Bernard (1813 - 1878)  
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