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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 26, 2026
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.
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Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. (1900 - 1965), Speech during 1952 Presidential Campaign  
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
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Hobart Brown  
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )  
'Wrong' is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses.
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Scott Adams (1957 - ), Dilbert, 11-05-09  
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