Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
April 23Sue Murphy, Seneca, Orson Welles, Esther Dyson
April 22Ambrose Bierce, Al Boliska, Alexandre Dumas, Jef Mallett
April 21Johnny Carson, Harrison Ford, John Lithgow, Leonard Bernstein
April 20Robert Orben, Marilyn Manson, George Carlin, George Burns
April 19Isaac Asimov, Mae West, John Ciardi, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
April 18Minna Thomas Antrim, Nancy Astor, Laurence J. Peter, Sir Winston Churchill
April 17Edward Gibbon, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, G. K. Chesterton, Rob Delaney
April 16Arthur C. Clarke, Umberto Eco, James Thurber, Kurt Vonnegut
April 15Elbert Hubbard, Joey Adams, John Gaule, Thomas Szasz
April 14Eve Babitz, H. L. Mencken, P. J. O'Rourke, Devin J. Monroe
April 13Will Rogers, Dan Barker, Susan Ertz, Thomas Jefferson
April 12John Kenneth Galbraith, Oscar Wilde, Ring Lardner, Tom Masson
April 11Frank Moore Colby, Anatole France, A. J. Liebling, Jules Renard
April 10Charles Lamb, Friedrich Nietzsche, Cullen Hightower, Mike Myers
April 09Stephen Leacock, Fred Hoyle, Carl Sagan, Bill Clinton
April 08Mark Twain, B. F. Skinner, Friedrich von Schiller, Blaise Pascal
April 07Woody Allen, John A. Wheeler, George Bernard Shaw, Samuel Johnson
April 06Alexander Pope, Dick Clark, Doug Larson, Dave Barry
April 05An English Professor, Barry LePatner, Henry James, Dante Gabriel Rossetti
April 04Sir Thomas Beecham, G. K. Chesterton, William James, Scott Adams
April 03Benjamin Disraeli, Thomas Babington Macaulay, Erica Jong, Albert Einstein
April 02Albert Camus, Ted Turner, Henry David Thoreau, George Orwell
April 01Marcel Proust, Charles F. Kettering, Peter Ustinov, Louis C. K.
March 31Shirley Temple, Malcolm Forbes, Don Marquis, George Santayana
March 30Margaret Mead, Richard Feynman, Iris Murdoch, Upton Sinclair
March 29Mark Twain, Tallulah Bankhead, William Feather, Bertrand Russell
March 28Russell Baker, P. G. Wodehouse, Nicholas Chamfort, Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
March 27Norman Mailer, Stanislaw J. Lec, James Thurber, Quentin Crisp
March 26Albert Schweitzer, John Stuart Mill, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Oscar Wilde
March 25Isaac Asimov, Bruce Cockburn, Evan Esar, John Cage
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