Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 28, 2025
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
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Russell Baker (1925 - )  
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
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P. G. Wodehouse (1881 - 1975)  
An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living.
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Nicholas Chamfort (1741 - 1794)  
Exercise relieves stress. Nothing relieves exercise.
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Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata, Animal Crossing: Wild World, 2005  
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