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Results of search for Author: Steven Wright - Page 2 of 4
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I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how." She said, "It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left." So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said "I thought I told you to go to sleep."
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )

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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized bed.
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Steven Wright (1955 - ), I Have a Pony
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
They say the sun never sets over the British Empire, but it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
If dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
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