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I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Here's to our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet!: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
You'll be hearing from my lawyer as soon as he graduates from law school!: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977), Duck Soup, by the Marx brothers

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