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Results of search for Author: Groucho Marx - Page 2 of 4 Showing results 11 to 20 of 37 total quotations found.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)

Results from Internet Collections: alt.quotations Archives:

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)

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