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The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to drink, somebody picking up the garbage, good roads to drive on, enough electricity to turn your light bulbs and your record player on, and whatever smaller amounts of regulatory assistance is necessary to make this society work.
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Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993), Interview with this submitter, New York City, 5/08/1980
I'm interested in the capitalistic way of life, and the reason I like it better than anything else I've seen so far is because competition produces results. Every socialistic type of government where the State theoretically owns everything, and everybody does their little part to help the State, inevitably produces bad art, it produces social inertia, it produces really unhappy people, and it is more repressive than any other kind of government.
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Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993), Interview with this submitter, New York City, 5/08/1980
There is more stupidity then hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life.
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Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.
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Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)
I think it is good that books still exist, but they make me sleepy.
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Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
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