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What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.: Dave Barry (1947 - )
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.: Dave Barry (1947 - )
On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays: fear.: Dave Barry (1947 - ), Miami Herald, Dec. 28, 2003
As long as humanity has been human, it has looked toward the heavens and dreamed that some day, some way, there would be giant federal contracts involved.: Dave Barry (1947 - )
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.: Dave Barry (1947 - )
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.: Dave Barry (1947 - )

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