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Results of search for Author: W. C. Fields - Page 1 of 2
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Results from Cole's Quotables:

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)

Results from Rand Lindsly's Quotations:

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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W.C. Fields
'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
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W.C. Fields
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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W.C. Fields
My illness is dut to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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W.C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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W.C. Fields
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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W.C. Fields
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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W.C. Fields
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
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W.C. Fields
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