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Results of search for Author: Steven Wright - Page 1 of 4
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Results from Cole's Quotables:

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )

Results from Rand Lindsly's Quotations:

You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )

Results from Internet Collections: 20th Century Quotations:

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
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Results of search for Author: Steven Wright - Page 1 of 4
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