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Results of search for Author: Rita Rudner - Page 1 of 1
Showing results 1 to 7 of 7 total quotations found.

Results from Rand Lindsly's Quotations:

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
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Rita Rudner
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
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Rita Rudner

Results from Internet Collections: Quotations by Women:

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
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Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
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Rita Rudner
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.''
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Rita Rudner
My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.
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Rita Rudner

Results from Contributed Quotations:

I like men who wear earrings. They've bought jewelry and they've experienced pain.
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Rita Rudner
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