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Results of search for Author: Phyllis Diller - Page 1 of 1
Showing results 1 to 9 of 9 total quotations found.

Results from Rand Lindsly's Quotations:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Phyllis Diller

Results from Internet Collections: Quotations by Women:

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
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Phyllis Diller
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
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Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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Phyllis Diller
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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Phyllis Diller
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A chinese man threw up on me.
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Phyllis Diller

Results from Contributed Quotations:

It's an ill wind that blows when you leave the hairdresser.
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Phyllis Diller
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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Phyllis Diller
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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Phyllis Diller
Results of search for Author: Phyllis Diller - Page 1 of 1
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