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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
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E. W. Dijkstra
Television has raised writing to a new low.
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Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
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Josh Billings (1818 - 1885)
The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.
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Henrik Ibsen (1828 - 1906), An Enemy of the People, 1882
It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.
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Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.
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Edward Teller (1908 - 2003)
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
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Gloria Pitzer, in Reader's Digest, 1979
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), Cat's Cradle
It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
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alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
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