Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 23, 2017
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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Bob Hope (1903 - 2003)  
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
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Noelie Altito  
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)  
Art is science made clear.
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Jean Cocteau (1889 - 1963)  
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