Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 05, 2017
2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2.
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Grabel's Law  
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
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Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)  
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.
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Sidney J. Harris  
You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)  
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