Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 30, 2017
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)  
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)  
I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
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Dana Carvey (1955 - )  
Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's characters.
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Margaret Halsey  
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