Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 22, 2017
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
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Steven Wright (1955 - )  
Nothing ever goes away.
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Barry Commoner (1917 - )  
It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them.
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Dame Rose Macaulay (1881 - 1958)  
I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
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Lech Walesa (1943 - )  
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