Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 09, 2017
Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
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William Safire (1929 - )  
Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways.
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Samuel McChord Crothers  
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
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Doug Larson  
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
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Jeff Foxworthy  
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