Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - December 31, 2016
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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Steve Martin (1945 - )  
A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.
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William Ralph Inge (1860 - 1954)  
Without the aid of prejudice and custom I should not be able to find my way across the room.
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William Hazlitt (1778 - 1830)  
My computer beat me at chess... so I beat it at kickboxing.
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Demetri Martin  
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