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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - December 07, 2016
The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.
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King Farouk of Egypt (1920 - 1965), 1948  
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
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Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)  
'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
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Leslie Nielsen (1926 - ), as Lieutenant Frank Drebin, "Police Squad"  
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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Mae West (1892 - 1980)  
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