Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 17, 2016
People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
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Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865), in a book review  
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)  
When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
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Lenny Bruce (1923 - 1966)  
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005), Comedy Central Presents  
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