Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 09, 2016
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
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James Magary  
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
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Joey Bishop (1918 - )  
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
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Clifton Fadiman (1904 - 1999)  
What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen?
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Evelyn Waugh (1903 - 1966)  
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