Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 22, 2016
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
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G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)  
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
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Garry Shandling (1949 - )  
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
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Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)  
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882), Self-Reliance  
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