Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 11, 2016
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)  
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
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Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - )  
If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
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James Madison (1751 - 1836)  
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
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Logan Pearsall Smith (1865 - 1946), Afterthoughts (1931) "Myself"  
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