Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 10, 2016
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)  
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary  
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)  
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)  
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